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Though this version is more explicit
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Aparte de eso hablo en lo que me da la gana
21:17
Jj
Sweet pea was a little cunt lol
21:18
Never seen such a fucked up macaque
21:18
There use to be so many vids of that fat ass getting his ass kicked for being a retarded gobpin
21:24
Sweet peas cyclops mom was retarded too. They were so retarded that they literally got sterilized and relocated.
21:30
moh saf
Couldn't get a sauce from this sweet peas
21:35
Stink Malink
Is sweet pea already taking the big dirt nap?
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Jj
Best guess is ya he be pushing daisies
21:42
Ya there isn't much on youtube of him getting his ass kicked anymore
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Princess Kong (BBMR) 🅰️
Whatever happened to Ava Aldo and Claire ??
21:55
Salad
ah damnit can't share pics here :(:(:(
22:03
Rug Hun
Any dick torture sauce
22:06
Salad
i have some, but can't share here sooo...
22:26
S B
Alot out there lol 😆 😂 🤣 😅
22:28
Rug Hun
You can send to me pm
22:40
Salad
not going to dm anyone in here, this is how you get space aids
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01:51
😵
Could I be added please 🥹👉👈
01:57
Jj
Are you a karen?
01:58
I can't even send media into the group to prove it fs 🤣
01:59
Jj
Exactly what a Karen would say
02:00
😵
I ain't a Karen 🤣
02:02
Jj
Just playing around my dude. You'll have to stick around a while and play nice like the rest of us. Build trust and sing kumbaya together
02:04
😵
I dm you videos haha
02:04
Before I seen your message 🤣
02:11
Jj
There are a few cunts that have been lurking around recently who ruined it for all us tree rat haters. Kiwi cunts got our old groups shut down. Now we all gotta get slowly, painfully vetted. They are among us now.
02:17
😵
Yeah few groups I've been where nuked 😭
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07:15
Salad
for some reason the tail drag scratches an itch in my soul
07:48
That channel has a lot of good weaning and beating content
08:22
shit for brains
the one ur using rn
08:23
I live in FL and am planning on taking a trip to silver springs to see if I can get my hands on ang rats on the down low. It’s illegal to feed them but they literally swim in the water and I’m sure they’d love a quick snack. Any ideas? Can’t be attacking attention if I’ma snag a baby. I just wanna knock it around a couple times. Make it cry. Stuff like that
08:26
Ngon Cusdalah
Wow, nice. Which kind of monkeys you have in FL? I bet it is not macaque.
08:26
shit for brains
Rhesus macaques! Look up silver springs monkeys. An hour and a half away
08:26
Ngon Cusdalah
Youuuuu... Lucky bastard
08:28
I bless you for catching and torturing macaques
08:49
Jj
You gotta isolate the mother from the troop first. Doing that alone will be difficult. Honestly if they don't know you, you'll never get near a baby. You could try spiking food with a sedative. Xanax might work. The greatest challenge would be luring the mother away from the troop though. If you grab that baby while the troop is around you're gonna get fucked up. I'd have a backpack open and ready if you decide to snatch it.
08:50
Salad
just pepper spray them
08:51
unless their pain immunity superpower kicks in, in which case they will probably rip your face off
08:51
but honestly i wish you the best of luck for making the world a better place lmao
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09:01
Jj
If you're actually serious be careful. They might be small but they'll rip chunks of your flesh out. Some will have herpes too. They're smart, so if your acting weird or too focused on the baby they'll pick up on that shit and you'll lose your chance.
09:06
Salad
herpes for real?
09:08
Jj
Yup. Macaques carry all sorts of nasty diseases.
09:12
Plus they lick each others buttholes all day long lmao
09:13
Fucking nasty dirty demon vermin
09:38
Salad
makes me worry for the people who cut them and such
09:41
B P
If you cutting monkey, remember about using gloves for your safety
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10:51
Salad
life pro tips from wise chefs
10:52
wash your hands after handling spicy stuff, cut onions with wet knives and wear gloves when chopping monyets
11:03
Draconian
Macaques carry herpes B virus
11:04
I thinks it’s better to go to Southeast Asia. They are a pest there, no one cares what happens to the monkeys and farmers would be glad if you terminate some vermin.
11:06
And, most importantly, the states are full of karens
11:09
You can even buy rats in markets. And they are used to recibe food from humans, should be easy to poison or drug a rat mom to snatch a little rat
11:09
And even get some powerful benzodiacepines should be easier, like flunitrazepam
11:12
In Vietnam, there’s a gigantic macaque farm, that supplies labs all over the world with monkeys for experimentation.
11:15
I’m new to this so I’m studying and learning. But I hope some day to fly to Southeast Asia, leave my girl suntanning in Bali, get some rats, a shack, a blowtorch, some foerster forceps and have some heavy stress relief…
11:21
shit for brains
thank you!
11:22
relarionship goals. i’ll b doing this too for sure
11:22
Salad
they are native to the area lmao
11:24
C H
One group is missing
11:25
shit for brains
i wanna go there so bad, i have a friend that’s in indonesia rn at a “monkey school” where there’s just a shit ton of rats just running around. the temptation would b so real
11:26
or i could just go down the route of buying one for myself. i don’t have to fuck it up immediately, i can just slap it around sometimes when i’m angry w it lol.
11:26
Ngon Cusdalah
Yup, tree rats pretty dangerous because of different deceases
11:26
shit for brains
yeah they’re disgusting lmfao
11:27
Salad
they decease for sure lol
11:27
tbh i would love something a bit more psychological
11:27
take care of it, coddle it and from time to time slap it so hard it smells colours for a week
11:27
Ngon Cusdalah
Hehehe
11:28
shit for brains
yep
11:28
Salad
have it go SKREE SKREE SKREE like when they don't know wtf happened
11:28
shit for brains
it would get its fair share of discipline
11:28
Salad
or have two and have one in shit conditions and the other living like a king
11:28
shit for brains
LOL. that might b fun
11:28
Salad
when they curl up into a ball and hold their head is just... HNNNGH
11:28
shit for brains
too broke for 2 tho unless we make the trip to southeast asia
11:29
when they cover their heads w their hands shxhxhxhh
11:33
Salad
did you see the short video of a dude slamming the monkey trying to escape a crate?
11:33
and it holds its head?
11:38
forgot this group exists
11:39
just found a way for you lmao
11:39
pringles can, banana and as soon as the rat gets in, stomp the open end
11:51
shit for brains
yes yes love the idea
11:51
everyone keep going
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Draconian
Despicable local fauna... more than de tree rats...
13:58
Jeff
Sounds like you'd be living the life
13:59
J Dahm
Wtf is monkey school
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B P
I opened link and all my monkey videos deleted :/
15:00
Aleksander Gagarin
I'm surprised there aren't more american content creators. I figured it was a regional scarcity issue
15:03
Ngon Cusdalah
I'm not surprised considering their laws.
15:03
Also, Gagarin - poyekalee?
15:05
Aleksander Gagarin
I been wanting more of that in the videos. The monkeys that are so calm that they will eat from the vos palm but then the vo shoves the entire banana down there throat. Or feeding other monkeys in front of a hungry baby monkey. It's quality content 👌
15:06
Americans post animal cruelty pretty regularly though. Not many people actually get prosecuted unless it's egregious and obvious
15:15
Ngon Cusdalah
Your second name remind me about Soviet cosmonaut Gagarin
15:17
Well... Don't know for real how tough is the legislation in the USA
15:29
Draconian
better not go there for monpai grinding. i'd rather go to a shithole southeast asian country, where monkeys are loathed by the locals
15:35
Ngon Cusdalah
Maybe I will, really. I will try the local food and then go to for maqacues
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Bingus Bonkle
I'm in a group, but I can always join others. Invite me if you'd like.
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40027
Nah tree rats are pretty much universally hated worldwide. They are ugly, disease carrying vermin that deserve all the torment they get.
23:05
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Kiwi Karen's can SUCK MY DICK WITH THEY'RE MOTHERS MOUTH YALL VANT STOP SHIT HOE😂💚
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23:45
Aleksander Gagarin
Can't help but notice the nasty fucker has shit all over the bed
23:46
Salad
yo aleks your pfp lmao
23:46
it's from the fan video, right?
23:46
Aleksander Gagarin
Hell yeah. Little guy loves it
23:52
very sleepy my ass, this one is on its way to meet santa monkey lmao
00:55
Stink Malink
'Very sleepy' a synonym for half dead? Haha
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yayo167
I just want pav pav for the night that's it
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08:03
the very first 10 seconds were hard to watch lmao
08:03
sounds like my grandpa's 30 year old car when it braked
08:05
Jj
Ya that little fucker doesn't know how to handle a closed milkbar
08:06
i bet y'all 100€ that i could yeet the monkey and knock the glass off at the end of the corridor
08:07
Jj
Lmao do it with a golf club and im in
08:09
its face looks like an old man's crotch 🤮
13:38
Ragina Buck
Should cut those damn pouches off it’s ugly face
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Daniel Merrill
Another group gone
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moh saf
Give me full video sauce
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21:54
Do real rats kill each other like this?
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Draconian
Yes. Chefs don’t do anything Mother Nature haven’t done first.
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Cloudy_Tone
Spectacular
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03:40
Frank Anderson
I need sauce bad. Can anyone point me to some?
03:50
TONY FUCKING MONTANA
Check your local supermarket and go to the condiments aisle.
03:51
Frank Anderson
Thanks a million. On my way.
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Maka Headspin
old group was brilliant. bullshit the kiwi Karen’s go through to shut our groups down is proof to their ignorance. We’re just gonna start new minutes later. I’m getting fatter by the day and need to get my swimming exercises in so a new request has been sent.
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10:07
Salad
i request to join everytime i see the link
10:07
can't blame a man for having hope :')
10:15
in better scenario, the monkey dies last
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10:23
Salad
hahahahahahaa
10:51
Daniel Merrill
Request sent. I know you guys get swamped with requests so I'll wait patently also 😁
11:09
moh saf
WA alekum elsalam
11:10
Lucu Tikus
This video is sooooo sad!!!! It is sad because it doesn’t happen more often 😂
11:12
Anybody else get happy when they scream?
12:02
Giles Corey
Pretty much makes my day every time
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Draconian
Monkey screaming is annoying, but I think we all want them to scream harder than ever before cease screaming forever….
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17:47
Hugh Jass
Hello there! 🙈🌶️🔪🪓👍
17:57
Please add me too! I will be so grateful. 😻
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Antonio Araque Romero
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00:03
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
I be getting so frustrated when they don't hurt them how i want them to hurt them😭💚💚💚shit make my chest hurt sometimes😂
00:55
Yesebel Nop
Where do they post the videos of the damn filthy rats?
01:02
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Xvideos or Pornhub, category lesbian😂
01:04
Yesebel Nop
No! tree rats videos.
01:04
No he visto el primero.
01:06
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
No me Spanish bud sorry I'm black but not just any regular black I'm nigga black💚😂
01:09
Yesebel Nop
No problem🤣👍🏼
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Og Greenthumb
What's up everyone
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
I love how when they near death they sometimes think food will instantly heal em😂
07:06
"these grains of rice should heal my open lacerations"😂😂
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
"Hoo Hoo"😂😂😂
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C H
Another group gone?
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02:52
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Hoo Hoo😂
02:55
Sasha Smith
Looking to be added… I can share what I have!
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
When they be like "Hoo" I be like you bitch😂
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
(Ear incinerating rat screech) followed by some classic "Hoo Hooing"💚😂 shit gets me dyin every time😭😂
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Cindy Pope
Can I Wade in the pool please? 🥹🙏
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Panzer
Can you share with me?
17:13
Lol please share a little!
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
"Hoo Hoo"😂
18:13
These rats soft serve asf I got takin from my parents too but yont see me "Hooing" lika lil hoe ass bitch😂
18:38
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
A little about me, I still currently hold the state record for most perfect squares cut on my left forearm back when I was a 6th grader😂
19:12
Goku1234
Hey there, do you have any idea about hat group " a step closer to an..."?
19:13
it was active till yesterday. it had downloadable vids.
19:16
Monkey_bro
What is the hat group?
19:17
Goku1234
sorry typo... i meant *that group called " a step closer to an......."
19:18
i recall getting into that group using a TG link from here, or maybe i am mistaken.
19:20
i saw that link above and thought maybe souta moon knows about it. do you know anything about that group?
19:24
Monkey_bro
If you were in a group, why did you come out again?
19:28
Goku1234
i typically get out of a group within the day. thats just me.
19:28
anyway, i typically am able to get hold of the tg link and i am in again.
19:29
but for some reason i am unable to get that link.
19:31
Monkey_bro
hat group? hmm ..
19:32
Goku1234
no..no. *that group...it was a typo...my bad... its name was " a step closer to an....'
19:35
Monkey_bro
Oh is that so?
19:36
Goku1234
yup. do you have any idea?
19:39
Monkey_bro
I like tree rat videos so watching them!.....
20:07
Phil McCracken
I was just on vacation and if you go to the right spot you don't actually have to go to the state park you can find them out in the country
22:00
Aleksander Gagarin
Wonder if there are any airbnbs by those country spots
22:04
Phil McCracken
I think there was
22:21
Phil McCracken
There is a monkey farm in Florida....
22:28
Hugh Jass
Helloooo... 😁
22:30
Phil McCracken
Nobody but us rats lol
22:30
Hugh Jass
Is this a waiting room type thing?
22:31
Phil McCracken
Both I think lol
22:32
Hugh Jass
I see someone was talking about Airbnb's... I was curious and wanted to see if there were any places to stay where monkeys are wild... 😎
22:32
Tree rat goblin ghouls. Lol
22:33
Phil McCracken
I think there is a campground down there where the Silver Springs monkeys are and I'm pretty sure there's hotels and possibly airbnbs
22:33
Hugh Jass
And there were some very nice seeming stays for like 20 45 American dollars. Tree houses and some other actually nice stays
22:34
I've been to silver springs. There is a campground. And you can kayak where the gremlins jump in the water at you
22:35
Phil McCracken
There's a guy that actually gives tours and kind of watches over them I just watched a video on YouTube about him he gets pretty Stern
22:35
Hugh Jass
Have you been to Silver Springs? The water is crystal clear
22:36
Phil McCracken
I was just there a couple of weeks ago giving the rats CBD gummies and spring them with perfume so the rest of the troop goes nuts lol
22:36
Hugh Jass
What do you by that. He gets Stearn about?
22:36
Steven F
girls trip to silver springs when
22:36
Hugh Jass
That's diabolical! You're my hero!
22:37
Steven F
we can give them heroin laced gummies so we can catch them
22:37
Phil McCracken
He yells at you if you try to feed them or get too close
22:37
Hugh Jass
I think I saw a couple of videos. I'll give it a watch see.
22:37
Phil McCracken
I wanted to make some weed brownies to feed them but could not come across the weed lol
22:37
Hugh Jass
Oooohhhh,.. is he the caretaker or a kiwi
22:38
Phil McCracken
He's kind of both I guess
22:38
Hugh Jass
Right? I use oil
22:38
Phil McCracken
My next vacation I'm going down and my pickup with a camper and taking some cages with me those damn things will literally walk right up to you lol
22:38
Hugh Jass
Is he official like employed to do that? I'm just wondering if you could tell him to f off and feed them anyway
22:39
Steven F
are there a lot of young ones available
22:39
Phil McCracken
That I do not know I know he owns the tour boat that he gives tours with so that you can see the monkeys but I don't think he's an actual employee of the State Park
22:39
Hugh Jass
That's even more diabolical! Making a dastardly motion to the chin
22:40
Phil McCracken
Yep it all depends on money
22:40
Steven F
this needs to be a team effort
22:40
Phil McCracken
Yeah I know there are several people in groups that claim to live down that way and they might be planning a Tactical extraction lol
22:40
Hugh Jass
I'll make the brownies
22:41
Steven F
tactically extract some live ones
22:41
Hugh Jass
Lol... Diabolical people everywhere!
22:41
Phil McCracken
I know there are some farmers down there setting traps for the monkeys because the way I understand it is it's illegal to do anything in the park as far as catching feeding and the like but if they leave the park and come on to your property they are fair game
22:42
Steven F
is there any property for sale we can lead the monkeys to
22:42
and we can create a free for all oasis where they can breed and be caught
22:42
Hugh Jass
I was looking into how I could live on my meager retirement in Cambodia. It's doable but cheaper in Indonesia and Vietnam.
22:43
Phil McCracken
You know I never thought of that lol
22:43
Hugh Jass
See? A man with vision. We need more people like this
22:44
Monkeys go where there's food.
22:44
Steven F
I seriously need to catch one of these things
22:44
it's on my bucket list
22:44
Hugh Jass
So buy an orchard. Put a few females and one or two males..
22:45
Steven F
and I'll make a few houses for them
22:45
so we can run a monkey sanctuary
22:45
Hugh Jass
The property will be private. The fruit will keep them there...
22:45
40027
Definitely on my bucket list. My dream is to open a box with one of those baby fuckers looking up at me thinking I'm gonna take care of him.......NOPE!
22:45
Phil McCracken
I forgot media is not allowed in this group, but I found a lot in Silver Springs for $62, 000 and it's all wooded area lol
22:45
Hugh Jass
Exactly... But very low key
22:46
is it a buildable lot
22:46
Phil McCracken
I just had to Google land for sale around Silver Springs and yes I think it is a buildable lot lol
22:46
Steven F
that's super cheap for a build able lot
22:46
we need to get them to breed like crazy so they invade the rest of Florida
22:47
and then from there a whole legion of monkey haters will be born
22:47
Hugh Jass
We have people here who have the smarts to do it all ourselves. A monkey sanctuary commune
22:47
Phil McCracken
Yeah and that's for 3.5 Acres there's another lot for $14, 500 that already has buildings on it lol
22:47
Steven F
we can let people come and see the monkeys
22:48
and they can feed them for even more money!
22:48
Hugh Jass
I see your vision
22:48
Only monkey haters disguised as people
22:48
Steven F
I see...we just need ways to fund this operation
22:48
Phil McCracken
Or monkey haters disguised as kiwis lol
22:48
Steven F
they need a lot of food to reproduce
22:49
Steven F
also the lot has to be close to where they're located in silver springs
22:49
Hugh Jass
We have fruit trees
22:49
Phil McCracken
All this thinking is making me hungry for bbq wings lol
22:49
Hugh Jass
Did you all know there are wild monkeys in Texas?
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Steven F
are they macacque though
22:50
Phil McCracken
Where at in Texas I used to live there lol
22:50
Hugh Jass
There was a sanctuary a long time ago. The monkeys got out. There was open field day to slay.
22:50
Phil McCracken
Wish I knew about that
22:51
Hugh Jass
A few obviously survived. The story is quite interesting
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40027
Yes where in Texas? Never heard of this. Gonna Google this now.
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Steven F
I wonder how many are left
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Hugh Jass
Well you can do way more stuff in Texas. Florida is a bit dicey
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Steven F
we have to be careful because they carry deadly diseases too
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Hugh Jass
They're uncountable. Nobody tags them. But can you imagine the open slay day?
22:52
Or how weird is it to see a monkey when your pushing cattle? There are some interesting accounts
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40027
I want to torment the babies. Ugly fuckers shouldn't make it to adulthood.
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Hugh Jass
So google. I forget the name but I think it opened well a bunch of decades ago
22:54
They make ugly adults. I feel the same about humans but I don't want to see anyone have the fate of a monkey brat
22:54
Are you googling? Lol
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I'm unsure but they say a couple hundred
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Hugh Jass
I'll be back. I'm going to Google too
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Steven F
theresatleast "300
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Phil McCracken
Dilley tx I think
22:58
I think there is a difference location for the ones now. Read the story if that wasn't the one you read.
22:59
South Texas. They're snow monkeys. Is that okay or do we prefer the macaque species from Cambodia?
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Phil McCracken
The story I seen showed a picture of a macaque but it said they were snow monkeys
22:59
Gimlon
I would take care of him, for few weeks, so that little shit will think Im friend and then I will slowly start, so He/She will be more broken about it.
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Phil McCracken
I do more than just one I'd get enough to make the trip worth a while for the next year or two lol
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Hugh Jass
So, the research troop, Texas brush monkies, are not protected. All you need is a hunting license and a good reason
23:03
Yes. That's right. Macaques but snow monkey species. Bear macaque? Like Pavpav?
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Phil McCracken
I still got part-time residency in Texas so I should be able to get a hunting license pretty easy😁
23:04
I just looked at the snow monkey species and it's those red bastards it looks like
23:04
Hugh Jass
The place fell into disrepair. Some escaped and the last time there was a count the surviving things were 600 strong.
23:05
They adapted to the southern brush. Coyotes, wolves, snakes, predatory birds... Those monkeys might be too smart or evil. Lol
23:06
I'm going to go check again
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Phil McCracken
Part of what I just read said there's no hunting of them in Texas anymore I guess it's illegal but what they don't know won't hurt them lol
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Hugh Jass
I'm laughing to myself as I read that monkeys are expensive to own. Shit they are!! A Mango some leaves and twigs. A couple of weeks to get comfortable then reality sets in for the goblins.
23:17
Yeah. I read an updated story. You're right.
23:17
If you're on a ranch you can kill anything.
23:18
Private ranch. My uncle has a huge one in Colorado. But no monkeys.
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Phil McCracken
I still know a few ranchers down there so I may have to go on a vacation again lol
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Hugh Jass
We hunted off season and it was legal. Good times. I don't know if I could hunt anymore.
23:19
Give them a call. South Texas.
23:19
Your friend is like what? After you leave he's like oh yeah 👍😎
23:20
If it's self defense...? Lol
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Phil McCracken
Yeah I guess you can bite yourself a few times and claim the monkey got you lol
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Hugh Jass
Going to watch the YouTube video you were talking about
23:23
I saw a video that may be fake where a macaque is on a roof carrying a knife.
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S B
God bless Texas .Every thing is bigger in Texas .I'm a Texas gal
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Hugh Jass
Oh Florida. You know there's a lot of gators in those waters. Once I went to visit my dad when he was building the inflated stadium in Gainesville. We went fishing at some orchard place he was staying at. In an aluminum boat. Early morning. We bump into a huge log and my dad's like sshhh it not a log. That gator was twice the size of the boat. We just sat still and it floated away. That was weird
23:45
Have a good afternoon. Chat with you later 👋
00:13
Phil McCracken
Likewise
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Dora
Not trying to be a smart ass but aren't Texans just born with one? Lol😂
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Hugh Jass
That's a good point. Lol
02:53
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
GLEE
03:36
Mister E
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY PEOPLES!! Lets us take a Moment to remember all the HILARIOUS ways weve lost some baby monyets this passed year..
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Not to mention all the bitch ass ppl that see a lil 30 second clip and have night terrors wit PETA the rest of they life😂😂
04:45
drep nep
All these website that allow human to be killed and video shown, or dogs and cats (which are good animals that I don't want hurt) but lose their mind over monkey. I do not understand
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05:16
Aleksander Gagarin
Same
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Happy
problem is the monkeys dont go near the campsites or where the homes are. you got to be out in the water to see them and they keep moving throughout the day. so you dun get to interact with them like you do with squirrels at a park
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Hugh Jass
Good evening... 🌶️🙈
07:20
I saw them diving at kayakers. I'm bringing a net.
08:44
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
I love when they cake the packet on they muhfuckin faces😂
08:50
Right😂fuck type shit is that
09:02
Fuxk that it's erbody over here ina states wit me it's 2023 soo everybody and the moms wanna be famous or noticed on social media (tryna b some bitch ass "influencer" they just saw 20 mins prior) to make shit worst they be having a bunch of dumbass kids they can raise so they give them a phone at 3 years old then that kid sees a hilarious monkey clip (scary for them hilarious for me) nd instead of being apart of the child's life more they become Karen's kiwis whatever yall call dem
09:04
You see how it b difficult for us to enjoy this shit them pussahh Karen's work twice as hard to stop it😂😂
09:07
Ik fo a fact that there's Stanley's in the building c'mon I'd like to make my own vids called (saucy Karen's) it's basically the same as these groups but instead of monkeys its the fuck ass Karen's 😂😂😂😂😂
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20:09
Max
got some sauce?
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20:27
Monkey_bro
Oh Bro!!
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Hugh Jass
Not evil. Diabolical. I agree the torture Karen's would be a hoot. Hoo hoo😜
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Fr i would rather do w set of burpees ina attic with Anne Frank
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23:35
Phil McCracken
Don't know I'm not originally from there lol
23:36
There was videos of some people in silver springs having them in their backyard in the trees but that was right after they decided the monkeys were no longer a nuisance so people just couldn't kill them
23:54
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
I'm black I watch this shit for a little giggle not a release that's why they made lesbian content
23:57
A girl getting off to it sounds kinda hot tho I
Aine gon lie😂
23:58
"I'm so allergic of bees if they look at me too long I'll go into shock" wtff😂😂😂😂
00:11
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
"Quick start eating the bees I've ran out a WD40 to spray them with"
00:12
"That snake was at least 25ft. I'm starting to think it could have been a wooly mammoth"😂
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Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Bond? Thee James Bond?😂
01:03
"Shakin not stirred" headass nigga😂😂
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05:19
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Watch yo friends and family man who really love you?
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B P
Who you talking with?
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07:49
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
07:49
I fucks wit Dat Boi he a muhfuckin fool😂
08:16
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
On A True Story😂😂but based? Nigga you must be hi don't ever compare me to a cracky😂 I'm what they call a Gook Connoisseur.
08:16
In the boo jiggin ona boo call me jiggaboo
08:17
B P
this make sense
08:18
Mr. Ain't Got No Fuckin Funeral🥶💚
Good Molly's 😬😬
08:19
I pop the ecstasy wit the monkey on it too😂
08:20
"It be hard to understand because mah jaw keep lockin"
09:14
B P
drugs. not even once
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10:25
Lou
The best state a rat can be in. They should cut off their pipe and mudflap then wrap their hands and feet. Let’s see what it would suck then.
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13:15
Jamie Huberg
Gross! My God they should’ve been wiped off the planet with the dinosaurs
13:15
Shit actually I’ll trade all those disgusting freaks for 1 dinosaur
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Tea Bergamot
He’s the one I want too 😈
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17:35
Draconian
My eyes bleed. .. self cocksucking deserves immediate dick chop off…
17:43
Speckled Dove
It stars to suck thumbs or other limbs then. Need to sew up its mouth
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Tea Bergamot
I like it when they stick stuff up his butt and you see his expression 😂🙈 🙈😳
17:47
Here’s one with a balloon Weiner. Needs surgery. Got scissors ✂️ ? It’s face and it’s ass when it turns it up to be looked at…. I want to smack it so bad 😩😩
https://youtu.be/Ht8Y8L5FSvI
17:57
Stink Malink
Unngh, how does that happen? Gross!
18:06
Draconian
Yes, monkis start sucking its appendages when stressed, as a form of self soothing. Deny self sucking (any part) and the overall levels of stress will increase and, hence, the torment of being alive.
19:48
Mike North
A hammer will fix that
19:49
While in it's nasty mouth
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Rug Hun
Does anybody have baboon sauce
20:46
Mihaly
Only find some baboon hunting videos on youtube
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Dora
That would be nice. They're the only things on earth worse than Maqs. The babies of course
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Aleksander Gagarin
When Monty fell into that bag of nails he didn't look too happy about it
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Matt Z 🐒
bb monkeys never stop suck
Bb monkey will always find something to suck
23:34
JJ 🔥🙈🙉🙊🔥
Can anyone tell me if there’s a faster/easier way to upload videos?
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Aleksander Gagarin
First thought was pop it, but he looks miserable as is
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Monkey_bro
Monkey_bro 01.06.2023 10:05:34