22 March 2023
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06:53
SainT
Haha
JR
06:53
Jen Ruff
But to put ur kids thru that? Straight fuck shit
A
06:54
Allah Osama
JR
06:54
Jen Ruff
lmfao
BM
06:54
Baby Monyet 🔪
Jared Fogle is a fucking pedophile
JR
06:54
Jen Ruff
Trash can
06:54
Explain that kiwi shit ti me?
A
06:54
Aron
The name fogle just sounds sus
S
06:54
SainT
I know bro it happened to me that's what I was raging that night when everybody was busting your balls you'll probably don't remember I was in the group that night watching all that go down
JR
06:54
Jen Ruff
Real parents don't put their kids in a situation like thay
A
06:54
Allah Osama
A
06:55
Aron
I’m sorry if there’s any fogles in here I don’t trust you
BM
06:55
Baby Monyet 🔪
They grow outta trashcan. So they must be neighbors with Jared.
S
06:55
SainT
But that's because they don't know us but they're judging us and it doesn't make sense so they have to try to make it make sense as much as they can but it literally just all becomes more bullshit
06:55
Fuckin kiwis
06:55
Fruit fly dumb dumb heada
JR
06:55
Jen Ruff
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😂
S
06:55
SainT
Heads
AG
06:55
Ariel G.
Jared is now infamous for his hideous crimes
A
06:55
Allah Osama
A
06:56
Aron
Kiwis are good racist anti lgbt people they are just misguided with the monkey thread @Jenjen420
BM
06:56
Baby Monyet 🔪
Exactly, Niko
JR
06:56
Jen Ruff
Do gooder mother fuckers
A
06:56
Aron
The people in it are pathetic
A
06:56
Allah Osama
BM
06:57
Baby Monyet 🔪
L I ke, wtf do they think they are doxxing others? As if they've never done bad shit in their life before?!?!
A
06:57
Allah Osama
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06:57
SainT
It's not wrong bro they're just losers that haven't had a date or even been touched as long as they've been alive because all they like is going on there PC and their mother's basement with the pizza crust in their cardboard boxes stacks higher than they could see and they're all picking on people they don't know I'm trying to feel like their cause is meaningful but they all know we're just having fun and they're still just trying to figure out how to be real
JR
06:57
Jen Ruff
Gotcha ..and they r like an underground group or something
A
06:57
Allah Osama
BM
06:57
Baby Monyet 🔪
I'd love to take them down.
S
06:58
SainT
It's not even about they doing anything wrong or else doing anything wrong but I get that would it really is about is that they're not realistic and they're not down to earth people and they're not genuine all of us in here are okay with who we are that's why we do this and there's nothing wrong with it but they should worry about themselves and who they know because I can guarantee you their favorite uncle sister brother whoever the fuck is doing the same thing we're doing and they don't even know about it
BP
06:58
B P nonduck
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I think it is a matter of how the information will be given. For example, if somebody never seen baby monkey in tantrum, and reads an article about tortured monkeys, it will seem awful to him.
JR
06:58
Jen Ruff
Basically getting. Backat all the popular or nice ppl in high school..
A
06:58
Allah Osama
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06:59
SainT
We're just having fun bro but it's okay if we have to spend the day doing something else but you know those motherfuckers will still be in that basement
BP
06:59
B P nonduck
And let's not blame kiwifarms as whole forum, because there are 16 000 daily logins
A
06:59
Aron
Only humans start to hate baby monkeys after seeing them have a tantrum
S
06:59
SainT
NIGAAAAA🤣🤣🤣
JR
06:59
Jen Ruff
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💯
A
06:59
Allah Osama
S
06:59
SainT
In reply to this message
Bahaha uhhh the sarcasm is delicious
BP
06:59
B P nonduck
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Not every member is autistic freak harrassing monkey haters.
A
07:00
Allah Osama
BP
07:00
B P nonduck
Seriously, there is just 1 topic about monkey hate. Every community has black sheep
A
07:00
Allah Osama
S
07:00
SainT
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JR
07:00
Jen Ruff
Damn but like u said their sister is in the other room doin what we do
A
07:00
Allah Osama
S
07:01
SainT
I literally laughed that the water came out of my nose
BM
07:01
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
I've done that with soda and it burned like a mofo
S
07:01
SainT
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🤣😂
A
07:01
Allah Osama
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JR
07:04
Jen Ruff
Lol they would piss their pants ...I'd love to be the fed ex driver delivering their ball gags n plastic dolls to them or whatever to them Lol then let them find out later they looked u in the eye
A
07:04
Aron
They lost so hard
07:04
Baby monkeys are dying
A
07:04
Allah Osama
S
07:04
SainT
That's how they show themselves they have macquaci sack
07:05
The facts are girl macquaci sacks are bigger then their
BP
07:05
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
It sounds weird but this is true
A
07:05
Allah Osama
S
07:05
SainT
I would love to see one of them get dragged around the woods by their face they wouldn't be able to handle it
07:05
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Jahaha
07:05
Rite tho
BP
07:06
B P nonduck
Trust me, I am monkey expert xD
A
07:06
Allah Osama
JR
07:06
Jen Ruff
I will never let a bitch scare me over a screen.
BP
07:06
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
lmao, so you never seen my sextapes
S
07:06
SainT
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07:06
Facts
A
07:06
Allah Osama
S
07:07
SainT
Quick question and then I got to go to bed in a fight between a kiwi and monkey who are you jumping in for first
JR
07:07
Jen Ruff
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🫨
07:07
Ooooo good one
A
07:07
Allah Osama
BP
07:07
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
Monkey. Because kiwis aren't able to exit basements
JR
07:07
Jen Ruff
Yes
S
07:08
SainT
In reply to this message
Yes sir. But notice how I said first haja
JR
07:08
Jen Ruff
Lol
S
07:09
Cuz once I'm finished with them come come little monkey
JR
07:09
Jen Ruff
Lol
S
07:09
SainT
😜 nite guys. Minana
JR
07:09
Jen Ruff
Night night
A
07:09
Allah Osama
Simio
A
07:10
Aron
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Lmao
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JR
07:12
Jen Ruff
Yesa mesh
S
07:12
@AllahOsama yo by the way do you keep seeing JM post in whatever group she's in and all you hear is
07:12
He not she
A
07:13
Allah Osama
Inbox me
BP
07:13
B P nonduck
There is one nice saying about jm
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S
07:13
SainT
Now that is torture
A
07:13
Allah Osama
The vo even said fuck John macaq
07:13
Lmaoooo
BP
07:13
B P nonduck
"Let sleeping dogs lie and not give attention to attention whores"
A
07:14
Allah Osama
Yup easier said then done tho I tel u
S
07:14
SainT
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A
07:14
Aron
I got that makaque on my back
07:14
I walk around with 20 racks
A
07:14
Allah Osama
Chef check ur inbox
BP
07:15
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
A
07:15
Allah Osama
And jm is Harley
S
07:15
SainT
In reply to this message
Literally was saying that to Nico today and yesterday you could literally read it like it's another language behind English but you don't even listen to what he's saying you're just hearing that
A
07:15
Aron
Edytowano
BP
07:15
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
wykurwiaj
07:15
xD
A
07:15
Allah Osama
Lol what
A
07:16
Aron
I’m learning his language to communicate with bp better
S
07:16
SainT
In reply to this message
It's the ghetto Gospel bro
A
07:16
Allah Osama
BP
07:17
B P nonduck
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I appreciate it. It would be easier if just everybody around learn polish than I learn english. Community would be better place
A
07:17
Allah Osama
S
07:18
SainT
In reply to this message
they can't speak EnglishBut they got some pretty sweet essays 😜😜
07:18
I called Mexicans five page papers
07:18
Essa
A
07:18
Allah Osama
S
07:18
SainT
Ayyyyyy esssay
A
07:19
Aron
Let’s make another group now
BP
07:19
B P nonduck
I like how mexicans and spaniards talking about hate monkeys
A
07:19
Aron
Just for fun
A
07:19
Allah Osama
Why
A
07:19
Aron
In reply to this message
Just to have more
BP
07:19
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
lmao
S
07:19
SainT
In reply to this message
Well let's go bro get em in here
07:20
Couldn't hurt to help whited the cultural landscape
07:20
Monkey mania
S
07:21
SainT
Is a thiiing
BP
07:21
B P nonduck
what
07:21
why there is kraken
07:21
Could we remove this faggot please?
07:22
He enjoy tortured cats
07:22
we don't need such pieces of shit around
A
07:22
Aron
I am playing with my cat right now
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A
07:23
Aron
I love my cat
07:23
He’s so cool
S
07:23
SainT
U stalion
N
07:24
NB932
This shit pissin me fo
S
07:24
SainT
Nico why'd you do that? You sent me about three different new groups today and I keep on joining them I don't know why but I guess I love you that much but then you just pull me in a room and you bounce on me
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A
07:24
Aron
It’s fun
N
07:24
NB932
BP
B P nonduck 22.03.2023 07:24:10
N
S
07:27
SainT
Never mind that's not what happens I got confused
07:27
But I'm confused because of all the groups you invited me to today
N
07:27
NB932
S
07:27
SainT
Hahaha love it
07:28
Ur ma ninja homie
N
S
07:28
SainT
Yeah
07:28
I could tell
N
S
07:28
SainT
No but you weren't the only one. You guys are going to spoil me and I'm going to become an attention whore
N
S
07:29
SainT
Yeah bro I believe that
07:29
I haven't been checking in as much because of all the shit on here but yeah I still do everyday
A
07:29
Aron
Dude makaques can live 20-30 years
N
A
07:29
Aron
That makes this shit even funnier
N
S
07:30
SainT
In reply to this message
Not if I have any say in that
07:30
Don't come near me macquaci
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BP
07:30
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
But should 20-30 minutes
S
07:31
SainT
Mili-seconds
A
07:31
Aron
When I see tortured baby macaque I see them as a worthless life
S
07:31
SainT
Actually like the day before
A
07:31
Aron
I can’t believe they last that long
07:32
That is so evil
N
07:32
NB932
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S
07:32
SainT
Yeah bro and they're ugly but those screams though come in a close second behind pigtail screams and bop it sounds
07:32
Bop it
07:32
Pull it
BM
07:32
Baby Monyet 🔪
NB, did you take me off as an admin in your groups?
S
07:32
SainT
Squeeze it
N
07:32
NB932
No. One fot nuked Monyet lover 4
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N
07:32
NB932
Let me check
cM
07:33
c Mo
yo niko
A
07:33
Aron
I forgot monyet lover 4 existed
S
07:33
SainT
In reply to this message
SauceyChef or SaucyChef
BM
07:33
Baby Monyet 🔪
Thought I was in a lot of groups, but now I don't see as many
S
07:34
SainT
In reply to this message
👀👀👀
BM
07:34
Baby Monyet 🔪
Was up chef?
S
07:34
SainT
Aight fellow monkey
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S
07:35
SainT
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Sup sup
N
07:35
NB932
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Lol me to fuck it those days r over
07:35
Its pity farm now
A
07:35
Aron
We need monyet 1 again
07:35
With John
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N
07:35
NB932
I stol got the first one
07:35
Still
A
07:36
Aron
I think John died
BM
07:36
Baby Monyet 🔪
It's all good, you know where I'm at if you need an extra Admin.
A
07:36
Aron
It’s the only way he would stop posting
07:36
That dude seemed like a 67 yr old alcoholic
cM
07:36
c Mo
was that a clip from tonights video
BM
07:36
Baby Monyet 🔪
Who is this John? This is the 2nd or 3rd time I seen someone say he dead
A
07:36
Aron
So he might passed away
07:36
John regards
N
07:36
NB932
A
07:37
Aron
I’m saying he prob died
07:37
Cuz he didn’t seem like he could randomly stop hating them
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A
07:37
Aron
Dude I’m saying he probably died
BM
07:37
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
Thank you. What would he have died from?
A
07:37
Aron
Why are you saying who said it lmao
BP
07:38
B P nonduck
John Regards was cool
N
07:38
NB932
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J
A
07:38
Aron
I know that’s why he wouldn’t have randomly quit
BM
07:39
Baby Monyet 🔪
Niko's avatar/profile pic'sflashing lights keeps freaking me out think 5-0 is around. Lmao
N
BP
07:39
B P nonduck
To be honest, I think he used later just different account
N
07:39
NB932
Lmao
A
07:39
Aron
In reply to this message
The way he talked was unique tho
N
BP
07:40
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
this group is not for epileptics
07:40
:/
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BM
07:40
Baby Monyet 🔪
07:41
You're too funny BP
N
07:41
NB932
S
Sm1p3 21.03.2023 11:25:44
Do you want Niko B to be in our group?
Anonymous poll
- Yes
- No
- Don't care
42 votes
BM
07:41
Baby Monyet 🔪
How can people say no when niko is the one who created this group??
N
07:41
NB932
Manuel's dumb ass group doesn't want me in it. Lol okay because ur selling my shit in there to the Mexicans it's alright tho
BM
07:42
Baby Monyet 🔪
I votedyes
A
07:42
Aron
In reply to this message
No he’s not nigga
07:42
I’m in it no one’s selling your shit in it
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BP
07:42
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
Monkey manuel, I love him so much
N
BM
07:43
Baby Monyet 🔪
I just found out now. I voted yes to keep you here. Niko's cool with me.
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BM
07:44
Baby Monyet 🔪
Fuck em, Niko. All the haters can hate while you do your thing.
07:44
They hate you cuz they ain't you, bro.
A
07:45
Aron
In reply to this message
Cuz I can’t snitch
BP
07:45
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
True
A
07:45
Aron
But I promise no one’s selling your stuff in it
BM
07:46
Baby Monyet 🔪
Don't hate on someone for their grind, hate the game.
BP
07:46
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
Aron is legit
07:46
so we can trust him imo
BM
07:47
Baby Monyet 🔪
OK, good to know.
N
07:47
NB932
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BP
07:47
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
But just being in group isn't anything bad
N
BP
07:48
B P nonduck
I was long time member of groups which hated each other. I was ok with everybody and never ever thought about being snitch from one group to other
07:49
In reply to this message
It's only way to peace and torture monyets
07:49
Deleted Account
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N
07:49
NB932
Stop
A
07:50
Aron
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Yeah I fw you and Manuel too just cuz he didn’t want you in the group didn’t mean he’s plotting on you
07:50
I can’t just say fuck Manuel cuz he did a poll I known him a while
07:51
He didn’t really do nothing
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BP
07:51
B P nonduck
BM
07:51
Baby Monyet 🔪
OK ya'll I'm going to hit the bed so seep sweet to everyone and I hope tomorrow's an even better day than today was! Love to All....
N
07:53
NB932
Goodnigu4
BM
07:53
Baby Monyet 🔪
BP, what's up with the helicopter song? I lauhed my ass off.
BP
07:54
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
For me helicopter is associated with monkey mounted to drill by tail
07:54
and twisted
BM
07:54
Baby Monyet 🔪
Thanks, Niko, good night to you, too and I'll chat with you tomorrow. Hugs
07:54
Good night, BP.
BP
07:54
B P nonduck
07:55
In reply to this message
This wasn't original meme, because is without drill
07:55
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A
07:58
Aron
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He’s ugly
N
07:59
NB932
07:59
07:59
Who is in this group
BP
07:59
B P nonduck
It looks like spanish group
N
07:59
NB932
I know
08:00
Some shady shit goin on
BP
08:00
B P nonduck
But to be fair, this screenshot doesn't show that manuel doing anything bad
08:00
and I am saying it as person who despise monkey manuel so much
N
08:01
NB932
Yea. Iv3 had 2 Mexican come to me saying it
A
08:01
Aron
Manuel’s not even in that screenshot lmao
08:01
And he wouldn’t ever scam
08:01
On Ji bro
N
08:01
NB932
This is something 3lse jus that group i
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08:58
1
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How I miss him
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09:08
Lmfao no because your a piece of shit
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JG
09:23
J G
In reply to this message
Good ideas but always add salt to any wound!!!
10:07
Deleted Account
Makaque for starters just got nuked somehow
A
10:07
Aron
It’s over
10:07
That was the top group
10:08
I can’t live without it
A
10:08
Allah Osama
Make another one and we will get it back up an runnin
10:09
Join this group too Arojo group
A
10:09
Allah Osama
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М
10:50
МИХАИЛ
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Зем красава
O
10:53
Onion_dog
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Ого, русские в этом чате
10:53
Удивительно
10:54
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Не хочешь у меня видео прикупить?
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JW
10:58
Joshua Wheeler
Did a group just get nuked?
P
10:59
Princess Kong
Yep
JW
11:00
Joshua Wheeler
Sigh. I was enjoying some sauce and got backed out of it.
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BB
11:11
Bar Bell
Did the arojo group go down?
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11:12
Aron
Yep
11:12
It’s nuked
JR
11:12
Jen Ruff
Damn what did i miss? Talking bout snitchin n niko polls n shit? Jesus Christ I'm just here to see and enjoy the sauce lol but hey I guess when bread is involved ppl gonna be scheming n talking nasty shit . I'm just gonna say I'm indifferent I don't know nothing I'm here I m loyal n nothing leaves my mouth from group to group. Unless they start shit with mY name in it. But I'm just a single momma with my vice!
A
11:13
Aron
In reply to this message
Exactly that’s why I said I’m not a snitch I don’t say anything about any group to another one
JR
11:13
Jen Ruff
Yea. I don't hate I appreciate!
11:16
However if someone does come my way talking shit I will defend to a degree. Ppl should always be able to defend themselves. . I ain't had no probs wit niko. U checked jn on me after I got robbed and to me that speaks wonders. Real shit.
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11:33
Aron
Asepworld
JR
11:33
Jen Ruff
Say whaa?
A
11:33
Aron
Fuck Karen
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11:37
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they deserve fame and honor, but not contempt
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11:38
Aron
Free the guys
N
11:39
NB932
5 years
11:39
Smh
11:39
These kiwis are responsible for thqt
11:40
How come we can't dox
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Deleted Account
12:00
Its up again (maybe nuked later today who knows)
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12:00
Jamala0
The first group went, the second too. I think one thing is clear, as soon as the second group was created there were few people added, I'm sure karen is among those
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12:02
NB932
That really doesn't make sense
JW
12:02
Joshua Wheeler
Is this group private?
N
12:02
NB932
Yea
JW
12:03
Joshua Wheeler
Awesome.
N
12:03
NB932
Yea well be okay. I got a shit ton of adminsm
12:03
Chances of a Karen or kiwi being in here is pretty high though
М
12:08
МИХАИЛ
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Нет спасибо
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BB
12:28
Bar Bell
It’s gone again, straight away!
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12:30
Allah Osama
What is
BB
12:32
Bar Bell
That arojo group disappeared for me
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12:44
Allah Osama
Who tf invited jumpship 69 bitch ass
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13:02
NB932
Guys I think john regard died. R. I. P
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Allah Osama
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Allah Osama 22.03.2023 13:03:33
Guys I think John Regard has passed away unfortunately. Prayer go to his family and loved one. R. I. P buddy. Rest up
A
13:10
Aron
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Lmao why are you spreading this
A
13:11
Allah Osama
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Lol cus he deserve it and Abby Monyet told me he is dead but she doesn't kno2
13:12
Guys I jus found out Elvis beat a small capuchin to death when he was 34 years okd
13:12
Even legends heat these things
CG
13:18
Chin Gona
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It's Ese...
A
13:23
Aron
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Dude
13:23
I bursted out laughing reading this
13:23
I embarrassed myself
13:23
Deleted Account
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chad
N
13:23
NB932
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Lmaoo ppl looked over at u?
A
13:23
Aron
Yes
N
13:23
NB932
Hahaa
A
13:24
Aron
Why did he beat it to death
13:24
They should have had that in the recent Elvis movie
13:24
It was pretty good
13:24
It would have been so funny
13:24
All I knew was that he had that as a pet
N
13:25
NB932
Lmaooo I'm not even playing somebody told me they had a Mexican dike playing Elvis in the movie
13:25
But dude said it was Mexican dude
A
13:25
Aron
I only heard like one of his songs before
13:26
Ima get some of his music now that I know he kills monkeys
ee
13:26
estella esperanza
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jajajaja 🤣🤣🤣
A
13:27
Allah Osama
Im fr somebody really told me that
13:27
And me either I've heard none of his music
A
13:28
Aron
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He played this song on the piano at the end of the movie that was pretty epic
13:28
They never showed the capuchin lol
A
13:29
Allah Osama
Was it a white guy who plaued him an it's in the deleted scenes
A
13:31
Aron
Someone just said the n word somewhere
13:31
And deleted it
N
13:31
NB932
No fuckin way
13:31
Who is the masked marvel
OP
14:16
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Hey.. thx for the invite.. oh we know who this is
14:46
Deleted Account
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Maybe Ozzy Osborne will rip ahead of one? 😁
A
14:48
Allah Osama
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No he is a big reason primate labs are being shutdown nation wide fuck him
A
14:48
Aron
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Why
14:48
Lmao
14:48
Tf does he have to do with labs
A
14:49
Allah Osama
His nephew works for one and got hurt by one
BP
14:49
B P nonduck
Aron the lesser you know, the better you sleep bro
A
14:49
Aron
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I have to know
A
14:50
Allah Osama
Hid aunt's son got his leg but off by one of those things
A
14:50
Aron
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elvis beat a capuchin to death
14:50
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Bruhhh
14:50
Deleted Account
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Say what! 😂🤘🏼 Well they always had a shitload of animals but saving treerats… 🤢🤮
14:54
Deleted Account
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A little less conversation a little more action please. 🤘🏼 Well, action he did! 🌟😎
ME
14:54
Monk E
A
14:55
Aron
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HAHAHAH
14:56
ME
14:56
Monk E
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SS
15:02
Simian Sam
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This is just G-force testing for new candidates for the Indon Space Program. So don’t worry Karen, it’s all good.
SS
15:03
Simian Sam
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This monyet is a special kinda ugly.
N
15:05
NB932
We step on shit like Craig daddy
A
15:09
Aron
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It’s so funny that you found the yt vid of it
N
15:09
NB932
Nut on the front of her head like eddie griffin
15:09
Deleted Account
Deleted Account 22.03.2023 14:53:04
Which of the 2 looks better?.

A. Fancy Pants B. Princess Kong
Final results
- A . FANCY PANTS 18 votes
- B. PRINCESS KONG 14 votes
32 votes
15:09
15:09
15:10
Deleted Account
@NB932 vote
A
15:11
Allah Osama
I voted for fancy
15:12
Deleted Account
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15:12
Niko is trolling u
A
15:12
Allah Osama
Jo im nor
15:12
Nonim notnin
15:12
Deleted Account
Lmao
A
15:12
Allah Osama
15:13
Deleted Account
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Kek
P
15:13
Princess Kong
Idc!! I never was as "friendly" with him as others!
AM
15:15
Aubree Magee
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WAIT. Lemme get this straight.
So because this is knew info to me. Elvis had a monkey. The monkey was beaten to death by Elvis. So he killed his pet?
good lord i would have killed to have seen that passion killing
A
15:15
Allah Osama
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What do u mean by that
BP
15:16
B P nonduck
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Elvis is innocent
15:16
Deleted Account
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Elvis was a chad
P
15:16
Princess Kong
You & her were much closer than you & I ever were!
A
15:16
Allah Osama
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Yea he did 2 years for that
BP
15:16
B P nonduck
And it's not true that there existing group with elvis, tupac, blackpearl and mj
A
15:17
Aron
I love Elvis
AM
15:17
Aubree Magee
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I too, admire the lad even more now
SS
15:18
Simian Sam
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Not 5 years 15 days of weekend check ins. What they were more pissed about was the unauthorized export of a rare monkey and of course the back story that profits weren’t being shared so the dime was dropped on them.
N
15:19
NB932
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Yea cus he bribed them
BP
15:19
B P nonduck
Why always there are problems with money
N
15:20
NB932
He blamed it on his aunt's son
BP
15:20
B P nonduck
people are so pathetic
15:20
not as much as krabi
15:20
but still
SS
15:22
Simian Sam
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You know, everyone has to get paid.
RS
15:36
Rob Andrew Something or other
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It should be deep fried
OS
15:50
OLAF Schubring
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What a miserable dirty sauvieh kill kill kill
AG
16:07
Ariel G.
Hello fam it's coffee time
A
16:07
Aron
Come
AG
16:07
Ariel G.
It's monkey kill kill kill time
ME
16:08
Monk E
AG
16:08
Ariel G.
Oops sorry
16:09
The terror trilogy with Karen black. The voodoo doll come alive look just like stupid monkey
A
16:09
Aron
Doesn’t she put it in an oven
AG
16:09
Ariel G.
Yes and she lock it in suit case
A
16:10
Aron
Put baby monkey in oven
AG
16:10
Ariel G.
It cut through to terrorize her more but it ultimately possessed her.
Monkey in oven good idea
16:10
Or rotisserie
A
16:10
Aron
I haven’t seen it in so long
AG
16:11
Ariel G.
You fritz what's up cat?
16:11
How you doin
AM
16:11
Aubree Magee
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Thank you for the reminder... i knew i missed something. Lol. Ive heated up my coffee 4 times already
AG
16:12
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Some days we forget our poor coffee that gets cold
JP
16:12
Jeff Peters
What video does she put monkey in oven?
A
16:12
Aron
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3rd
16:12
I think
AG
16:12
Ariel G.
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Yes it's the 3rs in the terror trilogy
A
16:13
Aron
It’s like a stalker then the other one then the macaque doll
AG
16:13
Ariel G.
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An old movie not a monkey video
ME
16:14
Monk E
M
16:35
MonkeyMan
I hate that there's an island right off south Carolina with thousands of these monkeys but it's "off limits"
AG
16:44
Ariel G.
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No shit.
16:44
Off limits?
ME
16:44
Monk E
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Nothings off limits if you’re sneaky enough hehe
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M
16:44
MonkeyMan
No trespassing
AG
16:45
Ariel G.
Must be fenced off with patrolling gun men
M
16:45
MonkeyMan
I'm curious if you just set a cage trap with some bait and then left for a while if you could come back and just snag the monkey
ME
16:45
Monk E
I will be dressed as bayi monyet and blend in with rats
16:45
They won’t even know
M
16:45
MonkeyMan
LoL
CG
16:47
Chin Gona
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Zuni Fetish Doll!!! Love that film!
AG
16:52
Ariel G.
When I was a little younger it sure scared the hell out of me
CG
16:55
Chin Gona
In reply to this message
Did me too! I was 7 when it was released...I liked it so much, I have it on DVD!
AG
17:27
Ariel G.
Put monkey on a drone fly high little dove
17:28
Get helium balloons. Tie bayi monpai to bottom. Fly high little dove to monkey heaven above
17:29
Farewell monkey. Farewell
17:30
Pressure wash monkey
ee
17:31
estella esperanza
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AG
17:32
Ariel G.
Power sand monkey stupid head. Anyone can scalp a monkey 🙄
17:33
Report all monkeys to the IRS
17:33
Karate chop a monkey in half
17:35
Roundhouse kick monkey into the concrete
ee
17:35
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
yaasss 👍
AG
17:35
Ariel G.
Launch monkey into the sun
ee
17:36
estella esperanza
cut th fuck outta a monkey with a razor an rub it with nail polish remover 🔥
AG
17:36
Ariel G.
Trap monkey in quick sand
17:37
Lobotomized monkey
ee
17:37
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
put it in th freezer in a jar of water 😊
ME
17:37
Monk E
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YES
AG
17:37
Ariel G.
Slice monkey with a katana
ME
17:38
Monk E
Smoke blunt w monyet
AG
17:38
Ariel G.
Put monkey in trash compactor
17:38
Liquify monkey in hydrochloric acid
17:39
Toss monkey off skyscraper buildings
ME
17:39
Monk E
In reply to this message
Hahaha u are a mad scientist
ee
17:39
estella esperanza
force a ice cube in its mouth that it cant get out 😂
AG
17:40
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
We must not forget every possible way to destroy them
OP
17:40
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Just put it in a microwave
AG
17:40
Ariel G.
Just like MacGyver could get out of any situation we should find any situation to destroy monkey
17:41
Microwave is great toaster oven you know whatever
ME
17:41
Monk E
In reply to this message
Thus is true
ee
17:41
estella esperanza
aaaalllwwaayysss hava fiesta with piñata monkeys jajajaja 😊
AG
17:41
Ariel G.
Rotisserie
17:41
In reply to this message
Great idea. Fun for whole family get together
KD
17:41
K Dog
In reply to this message
If I had a dollar everytime this was suggested, we'd have an overflowing video fund
ee
17:42
estella esperanza
put it in th washing machine and SPIN
KD
17:42
K Dog
Count 'em up, Rose!
17:42
I wanna do the dryer! Spins and heat!!
ee
17:42
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
jejejeje tumble 🤣
OP
17:43
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
In reply to this message
Toaster is way better.. what about this machines that dry fruit☺️
ee
17:44
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
is a dehydrator
ME
17:44
Monk E
What abt a juicer?
17:44
Bayi juice
ee
17:44
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
is for drying pepper an fruit an little fucken monkey ratas 😊
KD
17:44
K Dog
Haha, put it in one of those popcorn poppers. It'll get pushed around and agitated by the spinner as well as burnt feet
17:45
And trapped under the dome!
ME
17:45
Monk E
I still really wanna see one get demolished by a hydraulic press
AG
17:45
Ariel G.
Put monkey in a food dehydrator
KD
17:45
K Dog
Hell, throw in some popcorn at the same time. Give it something to play with
ME
17:46
Monk E
And a snack afterwards!
ee
17:46
estella esperanza
can somebody please just give one t me so I can twist it an make its back its front 😊
AG
17:46
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Stupid monkey will eat the popcorn as it dies
17:47
Poor liquid nitrogen on monkey
KD
17:47
K Dog
Yeah, that would be a good one also, but very, very hard to do
ee
17:47
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
put monkey it my hands an watch th hate come th fuck out 💀
ME
17:49
Monk E
I wish I could have one as a pet and one to torture

I would torture the other one until he can take no more

Then, I will force the two to switch places, ultimately switching lives.

I will continue to do this until I grow tired and decide to just blend them both I guess.
AG
17:49
Ariel G.
Put monkey in bucket pour in liquid nitrogen
A
17:49
Allah Osama
17:49
New coming
AG
17:50
Ariel G.
Just like in Terminator 2
N
17:50
NB932
GV
Gianni Versace 22.03.2023 17:49:49
OP
17:50
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Poor monkey hurt his head
ee
17:50
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
dont forget t put ice in th blender first
AG
17:51
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Yes the more creative the better
17:51
Place monkeys in a marble run that will drop bowling balls on them
17:51
Thai monkeys to the blades of a chopper helicopter
17:51
Tie*
ME
17:52
Monk E
Use bayi to zip line down mountains
AG
17:52
Ariel G.
Chop off body parts dice them up bread and deep fry feed monkey dinner
N
17:52
NB932
Lol
ME
17:52
Monk E
A nice meal after a hard days work
P
17:52
PINHEAD (Mxchael)
Me at work already stressed and then youtube recommended me that shit, damn would i rip this one apart with bare hands and break the skull in my hands while smoking strong nicotine.
OP
17:53
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
In reply to this message
Already loving it
AG
17:54
Ariel G.
Get CSM to pour liquid nitrogen down monkey throat with a funnel
17:55
Be sure to tip CSM well
P
17:55
PINHEAD (Mxchael)
In reply to this message
And then break the rat like glass
AG
17:55
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Exactly just like the t1000 in Terminator 2
17:55
Only stupid monkey isn't liquid metal it's stupid blood and guts
KD
17:56
K Dog
In reply to this message
Dun-dun-dun, dun-dun
AG
17:56
Ariel G.
Put monkey in the furnace warm up your home
17:56
Put petrified old dead monkey on top of your tree instead of a star during Christmas
KD
17:56
K Dog
Eh, my cats will climb the tree to investigate
AG
17:57
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
That would be a nice surprise and treat for your cat. You don't have to buy your cat a Christmas present
17:57
Throw monkey in the middle of a Slayer mosh pit
17:59
Go to the empire State building and drop monkey right off
18:00
Replace bowling pins with monkeys
ee
18:00
estella esperanza
play with th monkey ✂
AG
18:01
Ariel G.
Put a contract out on monkey
ee
18:01
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
jejejeje aayyeee monkey ya get a lot of problem 💀
P
18:02
PINHEAD (Mxchael)
Im in the creative mode again first i would smash evey finger and toe with pliers its better than cutting since the nerves aren't separated then i would rip the tail off and start skinning it with a rusty razor blade and cover the wounds with salt and lemon juice after that i would squeeze the rat until the guts explode out of it and as finisher i would squeeze its fucking head to liquid and burn it to ashes.
ee
18:03
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
vaya con dios pendejo 💀
AG
18:03
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
It must feel each infliction
18:04
Ooh man so much I haven't seen yet
N
18:04
NB932
Nobody has seen that
ee
18:04
estella esperanza
i wanna rip th tail off a baby monkey 😡
AG
18:05
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
I am betting. Looks great
N
18:05
NB932
But Me I'm not done yet but after that it's goin up for whoever wants it
AG
18:06
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Indeed friend. I am gaining more comfort as we converse about these things. I wish you abundance in getting it out there
18:06
Eagerly biting bottom lip in anticipation
18:11
Force monkey to watch 10 hours of Madonna videos
OP
18:11
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Baby monkey is voguing after
AG
18:12
Ariel G.
Dress monkey like pirate and make walk the plank
OP
18:12
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Hook hook Captain Hook
AG
18:12
Ariel G.
Yes. Make good food for bull sharks
ee
18:12
estella esperanza
put baby monkeys in a pitching machine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
AG
18:13
Ariel G.
Put stupid monkey in a vacuum seal bag
18:14
Save money that way
N
18:16
NB932
N
NB932 22.03.2023 18:12:56
AG
18:17
Ariel G.
Looks good to me
OP
18:19
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Nom nom nom
WM
18:19
Wendell Moura
Video?
A
18:19
Allah Osama
If anybody is interested in this video please inbox me
AG
18:23
Ariel G.
Your work your death craft pleases the night mother.
18:24
You harvester of souls
18:24
Monkey don't have a soul
18:25
Only meat and Bone
F
18:25
Fok
In reply to this message
Full?
18:25
In reply to this message
Or how much you wanna?
AG
18:25
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Read above
1
18:34
1
how you want to see how rats put a firecracker up their ass and then blow it up
AG
18:37
Ariel G.
Yeah we need more firecrackers and m80s shoved in the butt taped on the heads whatever
P
18:37
PINHEAD (Mxchael)
In reply to this message
Thanks man and thats only what i would do if im in a good mood.
A
18:37
Allah Osama
Who is 1
N
18:38
NB932
Who is 1 is he vetted
AG
18:39
Ariel G.
CSM is the only one I know of who put firework right on monkey stupid head
ME
18:39
Monk E
I miss CSM
AG
18:39
Ariel G.
And on its butt
18:39
I miss him too
ME
18:39
Monk E
I just miss the old MH days
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AG
18:40
Ariel G.
I said it before these housed monkeys are so lucky they're not ones with m80s shoved in their mouth blown to smithereens
18:40
Oh you can't get the bottle oh poor you
18:41
Don't like taking a bath? Oh poor you
18:42
Oh CSM you came and you brought me a monpai 🎶
ME
18:42
Monk E
Whenever I see a housed monyet being smothered w love I want to squish their stupid little head
AG
18:43
Ariel G.
Yes I want to choke them till head pops off
ME
18:43
Monk E
Like a wine bottle lol
P
18:43
PINHEAD (Mxchael)
Fuel in the rats ass with a syringe then seal it with these small firecrackers and the fun starts the shit monkey would blow up in half.
AG
18:43
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
That's a beautiful visual
P
18:44
PINHEAD (Mxchael)
In reply to this message
I dream to rip their heads off after a long torture ofc.
AG
18:44
Ariel G.
Excellent thinking, love
18:44
Yes chop off stupid head and give to alive monkey to play soccer with
18:46
Put monkey head in cage w other monikes to eat
18:47
In reply to this message
Make sure syringe is taken from a crack house and has hepatitis and AIDS
ME
18:47
Monk E
Wrap them in barbed wire and dunk them in a bucket of rubbing alcohol hahahaha
AG
18:47
Ariel G.
In case monkey escape he died later
18:48
In reply to this message
Excellent idea
A
18:48
Allah Osama
A
Allah Osama 22.03.2023 18:47:19
Is Kim Anglin vetted
AG
18:50
Ariel G.
Place a delicious platter of delectable fruits and yummy foods on the ground. Put razor blade barbed wire all around and see how monkey get stuck trying to get food and cut up and killed
ME
18:51
Monk E
Or just put razor blades inside the food so when he takes a bite of delicious meal he will be in for surprise
AG
18:52
Ariel G.
Grind glass down to powder consistency mixed with milk
KD
18:52
K Dog
Tie one to some balloons and let them go. Fly monkey, fly!!!
ME
18:53
Monk E
Staple one to a bird hahahaha
KD
18:53
K Dog
Staple to a kite silly
ME
18:53
Monk E
U r right that would be a waste of bird
18:53
Mmm chicken
AG
18:54
Ariel G.
Burning hot liquefied hard candy melted applied to monkey. Put monkey on ant hill
KD
18:55
K Dog
Ooo. I'll live Webcam that all day
ME
18:55
Monk E
Fishhooks prying their eyelids open as hot candle wax is poured in
KD
18:55
K Dog
Weird. This candy has a soft, oohing, center.
18:56
In reply to this message
I'm surprised I haven't seen more fish hooks
ME
18:56
Monk E
I know they’re perfect sized for bayi
AG
18:58
Ariel G.
Soak monkey and water put monkey in the freezer opening it here and there to ensure oxygen be given so he don't suffocate but freeze to death
18:58
Maybe a walk-in freezer box at a restaurant somewhere
18:59
Monkey will die hehehe hahaha
ME
19:03
Monk E
Imagine it is your day off and you are sitting on your front porch in the morning and you see a bayi monki walking up the street, scared and panicking, probably looking for its Karen Owner.

What would u do?
AG
19:03
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Here here little monkey I have a banana and a bottle of milk
BM
19:04
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
Full blown retard right there.
A
19:04
Allah Osama
Anybody here associate with John macaq
AG
19:07
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Not me
ME
19:13
Monk E
In reply to this message
Nope
N
19:16
NB932
Good I'm glad ppl here don't fw pedofile snitches
ME
19:19
Monk E
Man where is chef at
LS
19:21
Lip Smacker
Hey everybody thanks for the invite. Looks like you’re all thinking up new style recipes. Is that right?
ME
19:21
Monk E
That’s right
19:21
In reply to this message
Hate monki?
LS
19:21
Lip Smacker
Damn right!
ME
19:22
Monk E
CK
19:22
Carrot Kake
In reply to this message
I tried to talking to him but literally the only thing the weirdo wanted to talk about was you lol
ME
19:23
Monk E
In reply to this message
Feel free to share any ideas u have abt new methods for monyet “training” 😉
LS
19:23
Lip Smacker
In reply to this message
😂😂😂
19:23
What I want to see but have never seen is electricity
AG
19:24
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
I meant 👍
LS
19:24
Lip Smacker
I gotcha
19:25
I don’t mean the electric flyswatter. I mean real juice
AG
19:25
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Jumper cables
19:25
Throw the hair dryer in the bathtub
LS
19:26
Lip Smacker
It’s easier than that. Just need an extension cord and electrical tape
AG
19:26
Ariel G.
Yeah that works
LS
19:27
Lip Smacker
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As someone who’s been hit many times, I can only imagine how much fun it would be to watch a rat getting zapped
A
19:27
Allah Osama
AG
19:27
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
It's hilarious when they get electrocuted
ME
19:28
Monk E
In reply to this message
Brother it’s drama drama drama in the kitchen 24/7. Just make sure you’re watching from the sidelines and never get involved
LS
19:29
Lip Smacker
In reply to this message
Or, if you want to use a flyswatter, just add an extra battery in series and you’ll double the voltage
1
19:39
1
AG
19:43
Ariel G.
Monkey for starters is gone?
19:44
Sorry I am in so many groups now. This group so far I am enjoying out of all.
ME
19:44
Monk E
Glad to hear it
LS
19:58
Lip Smacker
In reply to this message
Damn thats ugly
19:59
In reply to this message
I’d kill to see him hit the ground
N
20:00
NB932
In reply to this message
That jus made me laugh idk why
LS
20:01
Lip Smacker
In reply to this message
Because watching his ass hit the ground would be hilarious😂😂😂
M
20:02
MonkeyMan
I want to see a monkey go through a torture obstacle course for a bottle of milk
ME
20:03
Monk E
In reply to this message
Put cow shit in his milk
20:03
Like boba
LS
20:04
Lip Smacker
In reply to this message
He’d probably like cow shit
AG
20:05
Ariel G.
Give monkeys magic mushrooms then put on gorilla suit and chase to scare them to death ahhh hahaha
LS
20:05
Lip Smacker
I think you could have a lot of fun with a sling shot and glass marbles
20:06
In reply to this message
Oh hell yeah!
ME
20:06
Monk E
In reply to this message
Mushrooms are expensive. LSD on the other hand…
20:06
That’d break a monyet for sure
AG
20:06
Ariel G.
Lol
20:07
Yes hallucinate monkey get scared to heart attack and die
ME
20:07
Monk E
But yeah how fun it’d be to chase one around as it screams in terror
AG
20:07
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Yes in a crazy clown gorilla suit
ME
20:08
Monk E
In reply to this message
Hehehe
AG
20:08
Ariel G.
🤭
N
20:08
NB932
Open up an spread them butt cheeks let a niga see them guts freak
ME
20:08
Monk E
HUH
M
20:19
MonkeyMan
How come there's no videos with mouse traps?
A
20:20
Allah Osama
Because people frown upon that
s
20:22
santita09
Just give a monkey a lot of sugar, since they can't process it, and a red bull, and you'll see a nice show.
A
20:23
Allah Osama
In reply to this message
Let's not and say we did
s
20:25
santita09
In reply to this message
About 1 year ago I saw a video that they did it... then i lost the video.
A
20:25
Allah Osama
Yea hopefully in the trash
s
20:28
santita09
In reply to this message
I have lost many videos from my gallery, at that time I did not have a computer... and I had a cell phone with little memory.
A
20:29
Allah Osama
In reply to this message
I'm jus playin witn u man.
20:29
That would b coo
OS
20:31
OLAF Schubring
What is LOL??
s
20:31
santita09
ME
20:33
Monk E
In reply to this message
League of Legends
O
20:37
Onion_dog
In reply to this message
laugh
OS
20:47
OLAF Schubring
In reply to this message
So nothing bad?
P
20:48
PINHEAD (Mxchael)
Monkey nuggets face after the first cuts, still priceless haha hope that makes you smile if you had a hard day like me.
ME
20:55
Monk E
Hope ur day gets better brother
A
20:59
Allah Osama
AG
21:05
Ariel G.
A
21:06
Allah Osama
AG
21:07
Ariel G.
LM
21:16
Larry McCord
In reply to this message
Hey Ariel. I’m in Ohio. 😊
AG
21:17
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
I'm a Brooklyn New Yorker , currently in the New Orleans area
A
21:18
Allah Osama
A
Allah Osama 22.03.2023 21:16:42
No do not do that I repeat do not do that this guy John McCain is a snitch a liar a pedophile and a b** I have screenshots to prove that he is a snitch not only to kiwis but law enforcement as well when he doesn't get his way he likes to go tell on people inbox me if you want proof don't f* with this guy he's a scammer and he's a piece of s***
21:18
John Macaque** -NB
BM
21:38
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
Not me!!! I'd love to see a rat get it's hands or feet locked up in one or a bear trap!
LS
21:41
Lip Smacker
In reply to this message
Good question
A
21:42
Allah Osama
In reply to this message
Thanks baby. I'm glad u got w pair of nuts to back me on this publicly
BM
21:44
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
Most definitely. I don't have a nutsack, but if I did, I'd still rock with ya!
ME
21:45
Monk E
In reply to this message
Buy a pair! On sale today!
O
21:47
Onion_dog
In reply to this message
Yes, just "lol😂"
BM
21:48
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
Did you loose yours? Lol 😆
AG
21:59
Ariel G.
Put a penis pump on a monkey's head, form a tight seal and keep pumping till his brains come out
OP
22:01
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
That doesn’t work, my bladder never came out with a penis pump… just kidding 😉
AG
22:01
Ariel G.
Possibilities are endless
OP
22:01
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
But if you put a hole in the scull before it might work..
AG
22:01
Ariel G.
We must put on our thinking caps and brainstorm
22:01
What about a vacuum sealed chamber
OP
22:03
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Like the iron lung in the 60s?
22:03
Ice spray is also an option
M
22:05
MonkeyMan
You guys need to realize that these videos are in third world nations where they don't have a lot of these things.
22:05
Wish these rats were thriving in the US
OP
22:07
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
We know and didn’t expected to find a vacuum chamber in the forest😂.
ME
22:17
Monk E
Hang mother monki upside down by the tail and all bayi monyet will climb all over her. When they do, it is piñata time!
AG
22:26
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Hahahaha
AA
22:29
Alex Alexander
I'm laughing my ass off right now,just torture the hell out of it!
23 March 2023
L
00:17
La Tóxica ☠️
🙊🙈🙊🙈🙊🙈🙊
AG
00:31
Ariel G.
Mummified monkey in barbed wire
A
00:32
Aron
In reply to this message
Metal song
AG
00:33
Ariel G.
Yes am I only one who hears Cannibal Corpse lyrics watching these monkeys?
A
00:34
Aron
You should join my new band
00:34
Tortured Monkey Grimace
AG
00:36
Ariel G.
Really?
00:36
I can do more black metal style vocals
00:36
I love Enthroned
A
00:37
Aron
We will start new wave of MHBM
AG
00:37
Ariel G.
That is an excellent idea
00:38
Make black metal underground again
CK
00:38
Carrot Kake
At the end of your set you gotta slam a monkey on the stage like it were a guitar lol
AG
00:39
Ariel G.
Explode monkey on stage in large glass tank. Make red bloody show
00:40
Set on fire with mic close to hear the screaming
CK
00:40
Carrot Kake
Are people gonna get showered with monkey parts cause that's a bit too badass for me 😅
AG
00:41
Ariel G.
In reply to this message
Hell no
00:41
Nasty monkey guts
00:41
Lol
00:41
Keep it off of me!
CK
00:42
Carrot Kake
I'd go see that show lol
00:42
I bet the monkeys smell just terrible though when they catch fire, they smell so bad already ><
AG
00:46
Ariel G.
Yes they stink even immediately after a bath
V
01:33
V
In reply to this message
Does anyone else wish they could see this video??
AA
01:33
Alex Alexander
Hell yeah 🙏
S
01:39
Stew monyet
Strapping a baby monyet to a pyrotechnic could be fun tho
AA
01:40
Alex Alexander
In reply to this message
Like to see that too👍😜
ee
01:42
estella esperanza
baby monkey an a cheese grater 💀
AA
01:43
Alex Alexander
Also a very good idea 💡🤪👍🙏
A
01:44
Allah Osama
That's crazy still nobody has purchase the new tasty lucu sauce
ee
01:44
estella esperanza
baby monkey an a carrot peeler 😊
S
01:44
Stew monyet
Realistically how many do you think would die if there was a ton of them together like when they feed them and dump out a ton of food on the ground and you threw a frag grenade in the middle. I'm betting at least 10 dead and multiple wounded
A
01:44
Allah Osama
01:44
01:44
01:44
A
01:44
Aron
In reply to this message
I hope they would all perish from the attack
ee
01:45
estella esperanza
baby monkey an pinking shears 🤣
S
01:45
Stew monyet
Well obviously
AA
01:46
Alex Alexander
Osama your the best!🙏🤗💪
A
01:47
Aron
That baby monkey is such a loser
01:47
Doesn’t even fight back
A
01:48
Allah Osama
He is a dead
P
01:48
Paulie.
In reply to this message
I can picture it
AA
01:49
Alex Alexander
Thank God for that🤪🤣
S
01:50
Stew monyet
How do they get the babies over there? Open air market? Or is there like a baby monkey dealer or something lol
A
01:50
Aron
Heard young monkey world been pressing kiwis like dr now with the stick
01:50
Them niggas told on my all my haters fuck it let that bitch rip
AA
01:51
Alex Alexander
Snitches get stitches...
A
01:52
Allah Osama
P
01:54
Paulie.
We just found our lead singer!!
AA
01:55
Alex Alexander
Yep
A
01:55
Allah Osama
S
01:55
Stew monyet
Hahaha and add something about Karen's and kiwis
A
01:56
Allah Osama
S
01:57
Stew monyet
Yes! This needs to happen lol
A
01:59
Allah Osama
S
02:00
Stew monyet
Wouldn't even come close to pay back for all the cp spamming but would absolutely be hilarious
02:00
For the kiwis that is anyway
02:00
They all suck tho
02:03
Years ago I had fruity loops and I played with it for a little bit but now I want to try it again and make a beat with monkey squeeks and shit. That would be funny
ee
02:15
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
soy un perdedor nena porque no me matas 🤣
N
02:30
NB932
02:30
02:30
KD
02:32
K Dog
Alright. Time for the nightly monkey viewing! ... as well as short story reading catch up apparently
N
AA
02:32
Alex Alexander
That fxxxing rat!
N
KD
02:33
K Dog
Always niko - whatcha need man. We support you always!
s
02:33
santita09
In reply to this message
Todos tienen la misma voz
02:33
Jajaajaj
N
GC
02:34
G C
👍
N
02:35
How do I start a poll
s
02:35
santita09
In reply to this message
pardon my ignorance...
I just want to get rid of the doubt.
do you make the videos?
or just shopping?
A
02:35
Aron
He didn’t even say you ask for donations in that picture
KD
02:35
K Dog
Ask arojojpity. He was able to earlier
A
02:35
Aron
He said he himself is not taking donations for the videos his vo is going to make
N
02:36
NB932
Has Niko Bellic ever asked for donations? Someone is lieing and claims he does
Anonymous poll
- Yes
- No
19 votes
02:37
KD
02:38
K Dog
Never ever ever heard about "donations." Dude is a lieing fake
N
02:38
I know
CK
02:40
Carrot Kake
I tried talking to him before but all he wants to talk about is you lol
AA
02:41
Alex Alexander
Ex communicdo that people....
Cady SugarTits joined group by link from Group
CS
02:41
Cady SugarTits
Hey y'all
CK
02:41
Carrot Kake
Hey! 👋
CS
02:41
Cady SugarTits
Carrot my friend! How are you?
KD
02:42
K Dog
Liz is back! Does that mean you're feeling better?
CS
02:42
Cady SugarTits
Yes, much better! Thanks K Dog!!
CK
02:42
Carrot Kake
I'm well, just trying to catch up on all the happenings lol
KD
02:42
K Dog
Yay! Glad to hear it
CS
02:43
Cady SugarTits
In reply to this message
Me too!!
KD
02:43
K Dog
In reply to this message
I know! Its a short story figuring everything out
CK
02:43
Carrot Kake
The more groups I get in the less I realize I know 😅
KD
02:44
K Dog
And I'm juuust drunk & high enough to forget which one has all the videos, so I'm just reading drama
CS
02:45
Cady SugarTits
In reply to this message
I'm high on meds
M
02:46
MonkeyMan
I have all videos from teleguard archived is there a place to share them
KD
02:47
K Dog
In reply to this message
Wouldn't change it though. I'm beginning to develop fondness/comradity with people
02:47
In reply to this message
I think they are working on developing an archive of everything
A
02:49
Allah Osama
A
Allah Osama 23.03.2023 02:46:27
EVERYONE IF YOU'RE IN JOHN MACAQ GROUP YOU NEED TO LEAVE IT RIGHT NOW HE IS A FRAUD PEDOPHILE AND THIS STUFF IS ALL CONFIRMED I WAS SCREENSHOTS HE WAS BOXED BY THE KIWI FARMS AND IS A PIECE OF S*** SCAMMER WHO NOW RUNS A GROUP AND IS ASKING FOR DONATIONS FOR A VO THAT DOESN'T EXIST
CS
02:49
Cady SugarTits
In reply to this message
Do you want me to start sending videos to populate the media content?
AA
02:52
Alex Alexander
Hell yes send the vids!..fuck a the Karen's and there shit!
N
02:53
NB932
In reply to this message
Yes
02:53
Only good ones
02:54
The newer ones
CS
02:54
Cady SugarTits
No of course not
CK
02:55
Carrot Kake
🙊
CS
02:55
Cady SugarTits
I have too much shit to just pick and choose soooo I'll just start sending stuff.
KD
02:58
K Dog
Read that wrong :p
AA
03:00
Alex Alexander
No I don't think so,post that vid man let's watch it🤪
A
03:00
Allah Osama
In reply to this message
AA
03:06
Alex Alexander
Send it to me please cheers man
CS
03:08
Cady SugarTits
In reply to this message
I don't have it love
CK
03:09
Carrot Kake
In reply to this message
Is that the one where he shoves the spoon in her clam? 🤔
CS
03:10
Cady SugarTits
Oh I think I do have that let me look really quick. Plus we need to dm
KD
03:10
K Dog
Ohhhh what video viewing pleasure do we have tonight?!
CK
03:12
Carrot Kake
So can we post sauce here? Sorry I'm having trouble keeping up with which group is which lol
CS
03:13
Cady SugarTits
@Zk1260 can we post sauce or no?
AA
03:17
Alex Alexander
In reply to this message
I like sauces! And like too see it posted! I'm pro sauce!
03:17
Yes too sauce!
CS
03:18
Cady SugarTits
I'm trying to get permission from @Zk1260
KD
03:18
K Dog
I think you can here...not in the other one
CK
03:18
Carrot Kake
It says I don't have permission from the admin when I went to look heh
A
03:20
Allah Osama
In reply to this message
CK
03:22
Carrot Kake
Well, glad I didn't share it then 😬
BM
03:26
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
What do you need supported and how can we all help?
A
03:27
Allah Osama
CS
03:30
Cady SugarTits
Most people do have standards but the newbies have no idea what's going on and I'm sure that's who he's targeting.
BM
03:31
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
That's a very smart thing, Lizzy. I totally agree with you on that. 💯
MD
03:32
Moma D
In reply to this message
I can tell ya I'm not total newbie but I'm totally confused
BM
03:33
Baby Monyet 🔪
Stay away from a bad dude named John Maquac.
03:33
That's what Niko is saying.
CK
03:33
Carrot Kake
👍
BM
03:35
Baby Monyet 🔪
In reply to this message
Thx L!! ❤️
s
03:35
santita09
In reply to this message
john macake was in the groups before, what happened to him? did something very bad? Anyway, I've never talked to him.
03:37
I'm not a newbie, but like the fellow above, I'm a bit confused.
S
03:48
Stew monyet
He's talking shit about niko saying he's asking for donations ECT and running his mouth. Niko never asked for shit! All I can say is actions speak louder than words. Interact with him and you'll see. Niko is 100% legit. He isn't scamming anyone unlike this John maqac who's saying he has a vo and doesnt and taking people's money for a vo that doesn't exist
KD
03:50
K Dog
In reply to this message
Why is this bad? The video where a firey red hot stick is like, one of four that make them go super-sonic with their screaming
N
03:50
NB932
In reply to this message
AJ
04:07
Alex Jones
I’ve been in these groups for a good while and niko is legit, I’ve seen a lot of fake VO’s and shit and niko isn’t one of them. If we want to continue to receive good content then we gotta protect him tbh we can’t let anyone find out who he is
N
O
06:19
Ostrava
In reply to this message
I voted yes by accident
BP
06:19
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
This screenshot isn't proof nico
06:19
Fuck
06:19
John Macaq is piece of shit, I know. But if somebody saying something, it's not proof. He should send you screenshot
06:20
It doesn't change situation, but I am saying it just for the future
km
06:56
kuro mac
In reply to this message
same, sorry i click on the message but i wanted to mark "no"
AJ
08:14
Alex Jones
https://t.me/Hello_Monkey_Treerat

Is this a legit group?
CS
08:15
Cady SugarTits
Yes
AJ
08:15
Alex Jones
Ok
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A
09:02
Aron
dude no
09:03
what if it gets closed?
A
09:03
Allah Osama
CS
09:03
Cady SugarTits
No
BP
09:03
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
Second group can't be banned because is without videos
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A
09:03
Aron
no I mean this one
BP
09:03
B P nonduck
beatbeatbeat is ok
A
09:03
Allah Osama
Only photos and gifs
RF
09:05
Rikky Faqurras
In reply to this message
Well that’s sucks just gifs and photos
N
09:06
I'ma use gifs for ideas on next videos cus I can send quickly to vo
BP
09:06
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
Maybe we could try send voice messages with description what is on video. Imagination is power
RF
09:07
Rikky Faqurras
In reply to this message
🧐 ok 😝
BP
09:07
B P nonduck
N
09:09
阿里阿里阿里巴巴
Why am I being kicked again?
09:09
I'm not welcome in the group?
PP
09:15
Pirate Pity
In reply to this message
I love our new vo he's a blessing frl
09:15
And bless you Niko
09:15
❤️
09:16
阿里阿里阿里巴巴
dungeon brother😂
CS
09:16
Cady SugarTits
Niko, I can vouch for Monkey Shines
J
09:17
Jamala0
Good morning but what happened to the group Monkey Lolo For Starters?? Gone?
A
09:17
Aron
It got nuked
J
09:18
Jamala0
No fuck!! Even him?!!
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A
09:38
Allah Osama
Make sure these mf are vetted by atleast 3 users or 1 admin
BP
09:39
B P nonduck
In reply to this message
I think 3 users aren't 100% method
09:39
because it's possible that somebody is just random
09:39
and used a few accounts
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AA
09:41
Alex Alexander
I also have 1 account
BP
09:42
B P nonduck
Me too
09:42
I have 10 accounts as backups, but I am not using them
09:42
Why would I lie
CS
09:43
Cady SugarTits
I'm to retarded to have more than 1 account
09:43
I would get confused to easily
AA
09:43
Alex Alexander
Why does somebody keep fucking up a good thing!... damn it!
09:45
In reply to this message
Me too 🤯
AM
13:45
Aubree Magee
In reply to this message
I like your thinking
ee
13:49
estella esperanza
put a baby monkey in a plastic jar with broken glass an shake it like ya mean it 😊
RS
13:55
Rob Andrew Something or other
In reply to this message
That's brilliant. Pin their eyes open too
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ee
13:57
estella esperanza
In reply to this message
okee no problem 😳 jajaja
PP
14:02
Pirate Pity
In reply to this message
I also only have one acc, I may sometime make a spare but currently for the bros this is my only acc. I had one on teleguard but I don't use it anymore
CS
14:18
Cady SugarTits
In reply to this message
I don't do teleguard anymore either.
OP
15:09
Orko Prince from the Kingdom of Stein on the Eternian Moon of Polter
Teleguard is strange. Lot of Karen’s and conspiracy monkey torture fans
CE
15:32
Call Me Emm
Who ever mentioned lucky strikes. Are yours the non filtered pack?
M
16:21
MonkeyMan
Teleguard is good as long as you don't invite a Karen in
CG
16:36
Chin Gona
In reply to this message
Niko is now known on FACEFUCK!!
Is the poster in here? Delete that shit from Facebook!
A
16:37
Aron
I deleted it
16:37
what was it
CG
16:41
Chin Gona
Someone posted one of his tagged vids in FB.
ME
16:44
Monk E
In reply to this message
Do you know who?